By the time you read this, I’ll be gone.

It’s not you! It’s me. I’ve moved on, and you just don’t fit my life anymore.

But don’t be sad. You’re going to a better place. For real!

There’s this awesome organization called “Mobile Loaves and Fishes” that provides services for the homeless, and they’re going to take you, get you all fixed up, and find someone who needs for you to be their new home.

As for me, I’m still Trailer Trash and Proud. I am taking this act down the road a bit, and I think my friends and readers are going to like the new shtick.

But I’ll never forget you. Thanks for the shelter, for the memories, and for two years of inexpensive housing with my sweet girl. It’s been amazing.

And now… on to the new place… (Click the picture to be transported!)